I don’t know if you have heard but I am now the President of Kolob. With the help of my navy of ducks and an army of ants it was made possible. I have put out feelers to recruit Wager fighters because they don’t have a job right now and part of my platform is job creation and I will also pay them to attack Russia. That is my foreign policy so far but it is only Sunday. I also am creating an alliance. I think Sweden is in. And I am creating an air force of bats. Everybody likes bats and they can fly at night and are fierce. I just love bats. They are also responsible for the sex that cactus have with Mescal.
We have a big pile of fire ants in our front yard that we will send over your way to supplement Kolob's military. Those little bastards bite hard, and leave blisters for weeks. I love bats too. And ants. And crows. And ducks. And frogs. What will the frogs do? Surely they have a role??
Wow, I did not know of her. Just looked her up. She's like a deep 80s Alanis Morrisette, in a way? (Both Canadians, I think; maybe that's part of it.) Another topic I'm unqualified to hold forth on, but if someone else has tha knowledge, they should let loose in the comments!
If you do, I'll apply for citizenship asap. I think you should stage a takeover of the 9th and 9th Whale Roundabout! You can call it Cetusterrae, or Whale who belongs to the Earth-Dwellers (which is the Latin name for gnome, at least according to Paracelcus). Those tiny Olympics were super fun.
I'd like to think there was at least one CIA spook in the room looking for an election to rig.
Also! My late friend, poet David Clewell, wrote a super brilliant long poem, "CIA in Wonderland," that even people who don't like poetry will dig. I mean, PopMatters wrote about it! https://www.popmatters.com/low-end-of-higher-things-2496243767.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obzqvf9TMAU
I don’t know if you have heard but I am now the President of Kolob. With the help of my navy of ducks and an army of ants it was made possible. I have put out feelers to recruit Wager fighters because they don’t have a job right now and part of my platform is job creation and I will also pay them to attack Russia. That is my foreign policy so far but it is only Sunday. I also am creating an alliance. I think Sweden is in. And I am creating an air force of bats. Everybody likes bats and they can fly at night and are fierce. I just love bats. They are also responsible for the sex that cactus have with Mescal.
We have a big pile of fire ants in our front yard that we will send over your way to supplement Kolob's military. Those little bastards bite hard, and leave blisters for weeks. I love bats too. And ants. And crows. And ducks. And frogs. What will the frogs do? Surely they have a role??
What in the hell did I just watch?!?
Not sure I’m qualified to explain it!?
Good point. Perhaps someone will extol the virtues of Jane Child and her contributions to society
Wow, I did not know of her. Just looked her up. She's like a deep 80s Alanis Morrisette, in a way? (Both Canadians, I think; maybe that's part of it.) Another topic I'm unqualified to hold forth on, but if someone else has tha knowledge, they should let loose in the comments!
I have cousins who performed with her when they were kids.
Holy cats! That’s so cool. I may have to go down a rabbit hole on YouTube.
Part of some Royal Canadian thing.
I’ve been living in my own little world as long as I can remember. Tennis ball shotput crack me up. I need my own country.
If you do, I'll apply for citizenship asap. I think you should stage a takeover of the 9th and 9th Whale Roundabout! You can call it Cetusterrae, or Whale who belongs to the Earth-Dwellers (which is the Latin name for gnome, at least according to Paracelcus). Those tiny Olympics were super fun.